Brexit Deal Beamed into Space
Theresa May’s 599 page withdrawal agreement was beamed into space on Sunday, just in time to give politicians time to realise that the deal on the table can be voted on, and their promise to leave the EU on the 29th March fulfilled.
This is the first time a full document has been sent over the new Blockstream Satellite network, making this a world first.
By beaming the withdrawal agreement into space, Theresa May’s deal is now immutably embedded in the Bitcoin blockchain.
The deal is also available to be read by anyone with the right satellite communications equipment, as the Brexit deal is being blanketed to the entire surface of the Earth constantly as it is now forever a part of the Bitcoin blockchain.
The deal is currently being beamed into 7.7bn people’s heads, ie the entire global population will never hear the end of Brexit or this deal.
Further implications of the astounding move are that the PM’s Brexit deal is now travelling at the speed of light across the universe. Eventually it will reach distant planets who will be judging MP’s wisdom in rejecting the Brexit deal at such a crucial moment.
Richard Gargan, the man who beamed the Brexit deal into space, and spokesman for How to Buy Crypto said: “I asked Larry the Downing Street Cat what his opinion on Britain leaving the EU was and he said ‘I think you should repeatedly ask to leave, then when the door opens just sit there and stare at it. That’s what I would do.’ So I decided to reject the Chief Mouser’s advice and do something about it by sending a message to space to raise awareness of Theresa May’s deal.”
To find out exactly how I beamed the Brexit deal text to space, checkout the full blog post https://howtobuycrypto.co.uk/brexit-deal-beamed-into-space/ Hopefully this sends the right message to politicians, that the best deal is sitting right in front of them on the table, and now beaming through their thick heads constantly :p
It cost £1.49 to send the full text of the deal into space using the Bitcoin lightning network.
The deal was transmitted into space using the Blockstream Satellite network.
It is now travelling at the speed of light through space, at about 670,616,629 mph
Theresa May’s deal is now immutably embedded in the Bitcoin blockchain.
Copies of Theresa May’s deal have bounced off the satellite and are being continuously transmitted back to Earth forever with the hope of being received on MP’s tables to reinforce the idea of the deal on the table being the best deal available.
The surface of the Earth is now blanketed with the PM’s Brexit deal as if we weren’t sick of it enough (!)
This it the first time anyone has used the Bitcoin mainnet to beam a document into space.
Anyone with the correct satellite equipment can receive a copy of the Deal to peruse at their leisure.
The Withdrawal agreement deal is currently being beamed into 7.7bn people’s heads, ie the entire global population will never hear the end of the blasted deal.
For more information please contact Richard Gargan on +44 7486 444534 firstname.lastname@example.org